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play chess, not checkers

Another way to say work smarter, not harder.
(Playing *INSERT SHOOTER GAME HERE*)
Person 1: That damned sniper always manages to shoot me dead, even though I keep hitting them with my bullets.
Person 2: Play chess, not checkers.
by TrueDragonzzz Gaming November 1, 2019
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Facebook Fact-Checker

An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:

Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)

Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.

Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.

Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checkers are as useless as wearing a face mask under the sea.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
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pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
by ronplaisance November 30, 2011
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Checker Thot Group

A group of girls wearing all van checkerboard shoes. The group is most likely thots, hoes or girls that complain. They all have different colors like Yellow,Red,Black,Pink,etc
Boy 1 = Why are those girls wearing the same checkerboard vans

Boy 2 = They are the checker Thot Group
Boy 1= That makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage December 12, 2018
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played like checkers

When someone tricks you, misleads you, or otherwise takes advantage of you.
That Nigerian scammer just tricked me! I was just played like checkers!!
by flummoxer August 27, 2009
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facebook fact checker

A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.
Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
by Farley Fastrack December 31, 2013
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Fact-Checker(s)

According to testimony given by social media companies, such as Twitter and Facebook; fact-checker(s) or derivatives thereof, is a code/slang/urbanized term meaning "one of our employees personal opinion".
Fact-Check = Opinion
1: Fact-checker(s) determined that the rumor of the Vatican moon landing of 1964 is True.
2: Fact-checker(s) determined that the rumor of the assassination of JFK is False.
by The Prince Orono December 17, 2021
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