carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

carbon fuckprint

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

by Loladora February 12, 2009

Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."

Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.

by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009

carbnivore

just like a carnivore but for carbs. a carb addict

-cake or steak?
-cake. I am a carbnivore

by kunefa September 23, 2005

Carbert

The most kick ass last name, and whoever has it represents it well. Always have, always will. Now, hold up your beer and chug to the best last name ever! Go Carberts! They love to party and have a good time!

Do you know the Carberts?
Yeah, they always throw the best parties when their parents are out of town.
Awesome! Lets go to one.
Okay.

by dancetotheradio April 19, 2009

spaghetti carbanana

A popular Italian noodle dish made with spaghetti noodles, banana slices and hot wheels.

"Hey man whatchu eating?"
"I just made some spaghetti carbanana."

by mememastermax March 14, 2020

Charbage

Charger-Garbage i.e. stickers , flags, jerseys ect.
that charger fans use to "support" there team when they are doing well. then ends up in the trash when Nate Kadeing shanks 3 FGs at home to loose in the playoffs...AGAIN

Look at all these cars they are filled with Charbage... what a disgrace.

by Cmack79 November 21, 2010