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Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.
Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan
by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019
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Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to rub your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.
“Hey Chris M. let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob S. you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”
Or

“I can’t believe Chris M. Chapsticked Tonya Gogus”
by Caroline Schmidt January 7, 2025
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chapstick

a type of lesbian who falls in the center of the femme-butch spectrum, usually slightly more femme than they are butch

see chapstick lesbian
Friend 1: She's not really a femme but she's definitely not butch.
Friend 2: Oh, she's a chapstick!
by anon1358 July 15, 2019
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Chapstick

Chapstick is a slimy, disgusting thing that you put on your lips. It does absolutely nothing for your chapped-ness.
"God darn it, this Chapstick is awful. What a rip-off and a waste of money."
by Conservation-Nerd May 18, 2020
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Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"
by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008
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chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing
I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick
by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024
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