Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex January 2, 2008

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

cement

Verb
To cement someone means to tie them up to a rock or other heavy object, and dump them into a lake or other large body of water
“Cement, cement, cement!
Make sure to hold your breath!
Once you reach the bottom—
A fate way worse than death!
Cement! Cement! Cement!”

They had to cement Jack to ensure all lose ends were dealt with.

by SquidsyVT April 23, 2025

boys dorm cement mixer

When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.

Call maintenance, we have another boys dorm cement mixer in stall 3.

by Boysdormstaff January 25, 2020

cement

a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.

dont eat cement

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014