Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

celine bean

someone who in all aspects knocks dominic off his feet and leaves him speechless, and breathless to the point that he is seriously liking this girl and can't wait to see her again.

Celine bean loves dominic's arms and he loves it when she's in them.

by dominic p May 3, 2008

celine dion

Celine Dion is a very bad lip sync performer.

Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.

by Susie Summers December 29, 2006

Celine Dion

A amazingly great singer who stooped as low as marrying her granddad after he made her famous.

Person 1:"Hey who is that old dude Celine Dion is with all the time?"
Person 2:"Oh that dude, she has been with him since she was nine years old, he loves watching his woman develop."

by Pinky Cat December 2, 2011

celebent

Someone who doesn't want to get with girls because they cause too many problems.

Matt: Geeze. Idk who to like. Too many choices and too many issues with each one.
Francis: Well personally..I'd just go celebent if I were you.

by stoisgod. April 30, 2006

celinebriate

(v.) to observe or celebrate an occasion by drinking large amounts of booze.

It's my birthday, I wanna throw a party so I can celinebriate!

by J-me MILF June 4, 2007

[Celine Dion]

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.

by dirty raul January 19, 2017