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apple cider instrument

A musical instrument borrowed or used as a backup for when a musician forgets or doesn't have his own. An apple cider instrument may typically be broken, in poor condition, and/or very old. A school with a music program may have apple cider instruments on hold for use by forgetful students.
Alex had no idea there was a band rehearsal today, so he borrowed an apple cider instrument from the reserves in the back.
by UncleFitzy June 20, 2010
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Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020
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Caiden

Caiden is the most kind and loving person you could ever meet she will lift your spirit with one smile. She is an amazing girlfriend (she's currently single) she will never brake your heart and never cheat.
if you meet a Caiden hold on to her.
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Chidera

The best girlfriend in the world, Gospel loves her so so much. She’s a cutie and she’s Gospel’s Heartbeat 🦋🧡
Chidera is my heartbeat🦋🧡
I love you so much Chidera 😘🦋🧡
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Caiden

The coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's artistic and creative. Also is a very unique name for a unique person. Generally loves architecture and sweet ladies. Many girls are attracted to him, but can't fall in love with him because there unsure. Meaning that he's so perfect many women are unsure because there used to dating assholes. Caiden sets very high standards for himself and will go very far.Also he is very fast.
Caiden Also has a big dick
by Lover of all names March 27, 2017
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chide

A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 August 5, 2004
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Caiden

Caiden is that kind of person that is very, very sexy and faps off in class. If you make him angry, he will pop your hot gay sister’s tits and sell the deflated tits on PrawnHub. He is a Prawn Star as well as a porn star and got a very good rating on Logan paul’s Website. He will rape you when you sleep and, if you buy him a couple of beers, will give you free prawns. Caiden has the ability to have an Infinity Boner, which means that he can make his boner a, well, boner, for the rest of eternity. Legend has it that his penis in it’s floppy form is thicc-er than Big Chungus. He is so sexy that Moto Moto tried to hook up with his ass, but, Caiden has the training to eject cum out of his ass. With ultimate concentration, he can sprout penis’s from every aspect of his cumalicious, sex-starvingalicious body, and the first time you see him (if you’re a boy), you’ll instantly turn gay.
Sexy Woman: Oooooh. Caiden has tasty cum.
by YourMumGei August 21, 2019
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