Bryan Catman

A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.

"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."

"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."

by Roxy Toks June 15, 2009

Caman

The act of being lame, gay, or all of the above. Typically seen in young men with rather large hair.

I saw a caman the other day, he was humping another man.

by Johns John January 6, 2008

camanawanalaya

the act of wanting something

i camanawanalaya those glasses

by mike mcmahon January 19, 2009

caymyn

Small man with no brain.

Stop acting like Caymyn.

You're as smart as Caymyn

by not Willis June 21, 2016

camano island

A island where people don't know how to drive, and business owners don't appreciate there staff.

Why are you doing under the speed limit, because it's camano island

by Shelterchick23 July 11, 2017

carmani

Carmani is a guy that is sexy as fuck with waves that can pull any girl and will fuck a nigga grandma

That nigga carmani is dummy fine

by Carmani July 11, 2018

Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.

Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!

by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010