cissexual

Related to an outdated term for the transgender community, "transsexual(s)" coined in the late 1800's. A fundamentally-flawed parody of the offensive origins of the slur towards non-cis people.

"I identify as cissexual!"
"Mhm... and how is that like real again?"

by veryuglycarrot October 10, 2022

Chadsexual

The sexual orientation of only wanting to fuck Chads, the top percentage of males.

Becky is an ugly bitch but she's chadsexual so you don't have a chance with her.

Boy bands and actors attract chadsexual girls.

by IHateBirdsLolol November 7, 2022

carsexuel

I was straight until i saw cars

define carsexuel,
When you understand and relate to “I’m straight I like penis but cars could get it”

by Carsexuel January 13, 2023

chetsexual

Someone who is only attracted to winners named Chet.

When Chet rubs his mustache after drinking a big glass of milk, I know for sure I'm a chetsexual.

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

chaysexual

my gf chayse😍 i love her and i’m the only one that should be chaysexual - a

i’m so chaysexual- ONLY I SHOULD BE SAYING THIS

by papdrizzy August 24, 2023

Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.

“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”

by Plutonio January 18, 2026