Cassandra

A skinny shrimp that will steal your shoes

Ahh shit, Cassandra stole my shoes, again

by imtotallyreal September 4, 2021

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by Cassie01 March 17, 2021

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Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.

by 🌲 May 8, 2025

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Cassandra is better with Cedrik yiee

Sanaol nalang Cassandra eh

by Admin_45 January 18, 2022

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Cassandra is a Greek given name. In Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy. She had the gift of prophecy but the curse that her prophecies would never be believed.

You learn always a lot of things from Cassandra’s. A Cassandra is very smart and she is at the same time gorgeous. Your heart is warm and comfortable in her proximity. If you try to piss a Cassandra off, she will unleash or grudge upon you until you die in a excruciating way.

Man 1: Dude, that Cassandra is so attractive, being with her would be a dream.
Man 2: Ikr?!!
Man 3 entering the conservation : I’m so lucky to have her, I’m such a lucky man.
Man 1&2 : NANI?!

by Receding Hairline November 11, 2018

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