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career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk
Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick
by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016
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phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.
by DrM714 July 10, 2009
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Career sodomy

When someone takes a Metallica quality person working hard and about to do well in life make people proud and totally fucks the whole program by sabotaging his work and interrupting the flow of creativity because some serious bitch isn’t gonna get chosen cos she doesn’t like her fucking job
That little ring worm piece of shit just got busted for career sodomy for advertising a comment that meant nothing to anyone who didn’t do anything wrong by him
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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CLM (Career Limiting Move)

An action that won't necessarily get you "fired", but will create a self-imposed cap on your future. An unforced error that leads to the demise of your potential. Similar to black-listing; this is the move that causes you to get silently blacklisted. You're not necessarily gonna get fired, but, you're going to be wondering later on "why do I keep getting passed over for that promotion"? That CLM you made- that's why.
CLM (Career Limiting Move)

Oof, Tom getting hammered and belligerently trash-talking management, puking into garbage can at the company party... real CLM move. His co-workers like him, but management has no respect for him, and have privately said they would never work with him after the incident.
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John, you work at a profit-taking hedge fund. You going well out of your way to make your socialist stance crystal clear to management... you're never going to get promoted to manager. CLM. Don't do it, please. Find another way.
by JBinSF June 16, 2022
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CAREER FRESHMAN

▪︎add variations of phrase▪︎
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆

●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"

NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"

~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN

VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)
▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"

▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .

▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"
by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019
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pepperoni career

meaning it’s essential but it exciting.
1: so where do you work?
2: oh you know, that supermarket on 14th
1: oh nice!
2: Yeah, I got that pepperoni career on lock down!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs May 11, 2021
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career crush

Deep/profound admiration for someone due to their career/ professional achievements.
I have such a career crush on that doctor. She is everything I aspire to be when I’m a physician one day.
by warriorgirl23 February 22, 2021
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