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jib camera

Long rod with camera mounted on it. Offten used by MTV, Orcars, Etc. to get awesome looking camera shots.
The sick jib shots 04' SuperBowl added A lot to the entire performance show.
by ` Kroeger April 2, 2004
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Camera sex

The act of two cameras filming each other at once, e.g. filming another camera that is recording you
Tanner: Woah, I'm recording another camera that's recording!
Peter: We're recording each other, it's like camera sex!
by KaiserWilhelm99 December 11, 2021
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Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.
When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.
by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012
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Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.
Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019
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Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
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Shake the camera

The act of masturbation.

Originates from having FaceTime sex and the camera shaking with the motion.
“Me and X shook the camera last night
“When did you last shake the camera?”
by MCEGWM November 22, 2020
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Camera arm

When you post a picture of yourself to any social networking website in which you can clearly see the persons arm or arms in the photo, usually blocking her boobs.
Shirlie's selfie was so hot, but her camera arm got in the way so there is no way that I will be able to masturbate to it tonight.
by Weed Morton October 18, 2012
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