Call of Duty Whore

Someone who compares all real guns, airsoft guns, paintball guns, and even nerf to those similar on Call of Duty, and believe they have the same statistics.

Normal Person: Man I got an awesome new G3

Cod Lozer: Dude those suck, they are only single fire. you can't get any kills with them.

Normal Person: You are such a Call of Duty Whore.

by not_a_Cod_whore October 21, 2009

Call of Duty effect

A condition experienced after long nights of playing Call of Duty 4. Causes dreams to consist of bright environments with shadows popping up everywhere. In the waking hours, COD effect causes severe reactions to fleeting images in the afflicted person's peripherals.

Holy shit, I had Call of Duty effect really bad all day. I was walking down the street and saw a door open on the other side of the road. I fucking dropped all my shit and hid behind a tree. Then I punched the guy walking behind me.

by danlan13 December 20, 2008

call of duty 4

The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.

Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.

You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"

Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"

by JoeNelly January 31, 2008

Call Of Duty Madness

when you play cod so much everything just instantly sets you over the edge and you go fuckin nuts, you scream at everything and about everything

(Call Of Duty Madness)
mroof023 killed by xXbiker45...
wdessa36 killed by ThAMayn69...

Mark:YOU CAMPING MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROW A SET....FUCK!

Wes:What the FUCK was that come on! no way

Mark:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Wes:ok we need to go fly a kite or something before we kill someone

by mroof23 July 22, 2011

Call of Duty 4

1. better than any game ever.

2. Better than fudge.

3. Better than going to hell.

Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!

Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)

Jesus: pwnd!

St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER

by Jon Keegan May 02, 2008

Call of duty PTSD

A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.

John: Hey Tom you look tired today!

Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams

John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter

by helios655 April 23, 2010

CoD ( Call of Duty)

A videogame made on purpose to keep boys single.
Also known as CoD, Cause of Divorce

Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No sorry I made a bet that i would get 3 gunships tonight on CoD ( Call of Duty)

by SILENT_KILLER654 January 07, 2011