CF

Short for ClusterFuck.

Wow this traffic is a CF!

by caperbot12 January 24, 2020

CF

C- close

F- friends
being on someone’s close friends story is an HONOUR that you should never take for granted. by that i mean REPLY TO THEIR STORIES OKAY INTERACT!!

“yo mia added me to her cf”
“dude swipe up you could be the only one on it”

by stitchedballs May 2, 2022

CF

A term that stands for crotch fidgeting, usually used by music teachers. The motion is when you have your hands in front of your crotch and fidget with your hands.

Jack, stop CFing!

by cfer123 June 3, 2018

CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome)

When you have the irrational belief that you home team with be victorious despite all the bad decisions they make.

DaBears were down by 21 with under 2 minutes to go but my CFS (Chicago Fan Syndrome) knew they would somehow pull off the win.

by MoreDumbStuff November 15, 2020

CF

Childfree - Voluntary childlessness, also called being childfree, describes the voluntary choice not to have children. In most societies and for most of human history, choosing not to have children was both difficult and undesirable.

The girl I met at the bar yesterday is CF, we actually might match!

My parents disapprove of me being CF, but my body my choice!

I finally have enough money to get a vasectomy so I'll always stay CF

by JakeTheSnipped February 8, 2022