couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

by giselle January 21, 2011

bad burrito

The act of inadvertently crapping on a partner's face while attempting the tricky maneuver of crapping on the partner's chest in order to perform a Cleveland Steamer.

Jane was really looking forward to finally getting the Cleveland Steamer she's been dreaming about from Jim, but wound up with a bad burrito instead.

by DirkSmurgenson November 03, 2010

burrito slap

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

by Schmidtdog August 30, 2007

burrito sleeve

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017

Burrito belly

The feeling of satiety, a full stomach, and usually great pleasure following the ingestion of a large, heavy burrito. Associated symptoms may include abdominal discomfort, flatulence, and food coma as a result of overindulgence.

I had lunch at Chipotle and now I have major burrito belly, argh.

by JRC313 October 17, 2010

fetish burrito

When a girl has so many different sexual fetish qualities and desires that will appeal to many.

Dude, she's a bi-sexual red-head that's into spanking and leather. She's a fetish burrito.

by robdilla December 14, 2011

Burrito Punch

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).

Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.

by FrankyJimbo September 26, 2011