fantasy burrito

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.

1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.

by Hoodad January 6, 2006

english burrito

the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.

Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.

by gocavs July 9, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

A breakfast burrito

When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheets

A few of Tony's fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to give him a breakfast burrito after he passed out from a night of heavy drinking.

by Phillip R. November 15, 2005

Horny Burrito

A horny mexican chef

The mexican chef was a horny burrito when he was looking up all the waitresses skirts.

by Topless Clown Spanker June 22, 2009

Burrito

The act of taking your blankets and rolling yourself up in them nice and tight. To perform the act, you "burrito" or you are "burrito-ing"

I am a burrito right now.

by sparklyunikorn March 8, 2014

Brownie Burrito

The act of laying down a layer of toilet paper on top of the water inside a toilet, and then unloading a steamer so as to keep the poop dry. When finished, roll up the toilet paper in the shape of a burrito and enjoy! Your Brownie Burrito is complete!

The Brownie Burrito Jimmy created weighed 5 pounds. It was then sold to a local Taco Bell.

by The Maxibator April 28, 2010