Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)

yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

by Brian Esparza Mejia May 1, 2023

New York Burrito

the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.

Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.

by JoFo July 27, 2008

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

Burrito Sauna

Four or more gay Mexicans having sex in a port-a-potty.

Uhhhhh.... Smells like a Burrito Sauna in here.

by Bronco Spurlock July 19, 2016

Burit

A word for vagina in Kelantan dialect.

Badeli:burit
Amirul:dont say that word

by 125ZR February 4, 2019

fantasy burrito

The true definition of a fantasy burrito varies from person to person; such is the nature of fantasy. However, the generally accepted definition (and who could ask for anything more?) is thus: A fantasy burrito is an event, point in time, or object, in which a person has multiple fantasies realized at the same time or during the same event.

1. A man sitting at a bar with a redhead on the right and an asian on the left, is enjoying his redhead/asian/bar fantasy burrito.

2. A man enjoys baked potatoes, anchovies, and steak and dreams of eating them all at once. If at any point he puts them all into a burrito and eats it, he too would be enjoying his (quite literal) fantasy burrito.

by Hoodad January 6, 2006