bison

a hideous guy resembling a bison in size (and possibly in hairyness)

SITUATION 1:
girl 1: dude, you should hook up with my friend
girl 2: alright, let me see a picture...(sees facebook pic)
girl 1: he's cute right?
girl 2: DUDEEEEE, HE'S A BISON!!!!!!
girl 1: he's not THAT bad... bison's a lil harsh dude
girl 2: BISON. period.

SITUATION 2:
girl 1: look at that guy over there...
girl 2: HE'S HIDEOUS
girl 1: A BISON!!!

by dan bonding August 13, 2006

Bossonance

To be largely renound for being a complete boss with something more than ultimate swagger generating off of you at all times.

Wow I wish I had bossonance like you.

by jj2211 June 14, 2010

Byson

Byson is a very dark sided person. He isn’t honest and loyal to anyone. If you tell him a secret he will tell. He will share it with his cousin and his cousin will share with people. He may even cause a big problem and rumors. Within his best boy bestfriends he won’t tell cause he think that they will betray him. But he secretly tells his sister. How ever if you meet a boy named Byson... Don’t EVER giver him a chance to be friends with you. Trust me.

Friend: *tells a secret*
Byson: I will not tell.
Friend: I trust you don’t tell
Byson: *secretly tells everyone*

by Menasonnn January 2, 2020

bison

Mascot of a shitty ass farm school, North Dakota State University, located in Fargo, ND. One of the few colleges in America where you can major in Herding and Agricultural economics.

Man the bison sure do suck dick. Wow the Sioux just fuckin kicked the shit out of them and forced them out of division II.

by TheLillah April 23, 2004

Bison

An adjective describing anything enormously positive and/or unusually good. An empowering word that can be used to describe almost anything good that you experience.

You see a really great movie:
"Wow, that movie was soooo BISON!"

Someone is looking fierce, in a great outfit, lookin good, etc:
"Man, you are lookin pretty Bison today!"

You're feeling great, in a good mood, top of the world, etc:
"How are you"
"I'm feelin freakin Bison today!"

by Kari206 February 17, 2008

Bsonce

A blind and speedy Nonce

Theres a bsonce chasing some kids over there

by DMF_14 October 19, 2018

Bison-ceps

Fat, morbidly obese women arms. The upper bicep area. Replaces tricep with fat. No definition of muscle whatsoever just fat. It resembles the nimble muscular body of a Buffalo or bison

Wow look at Those massive bison-ceps. They are leaking out of her sleeves

by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019