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by tacoburrito123 February 5, 2022

Richard Bruegmann

- a tall male, long arms, and legs. Caring, kind, loving gentlemen. He will keep anything away from you, he won't speak his mind, only to his closest friends. He'll treat his girl right, and will apologize after every single mistake he's made, will go through anything for her no matter what. He keeps his loved ones close, and spaces himself from others. Has great style. He can't manage money right, and will use all his money at once. Good-looking, and has all the ladies on him. He's only outgoing if your close. Kind-hearted. You will learn to appreciate his awkward-ness, and love him to death. Over protective with his loved ones. Nice eyebrows. Very good baller, and hates sprinting.

Friend: who's that ?

Pho: That's Richard Bruegmann?! The most perfect boy in my eyes..

Friend Omg, he is cute, and he has great style.

Pho & Friend: I love Richard... *sigh*

by chicken shit pho January 1, 2012

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

Breef

Adjective: Good-looking, hot, sexy, attractive. Refering almost exclusively to women.

Noun: Attractive woman.

Slang from Santa Monica and Los Angeles areas of California.

Yo, did you see that blonde? She was too breef...

Hey, check out that breef walking her dog...

by BigABL October 7, 2010

Italian briefcase

A large paper shopping bag.

Smithers showed up for work carrying his office supplies in an Italian briefcase.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Puerto Rican Briefcase

The plastic bag, usually from a local grocery mart, that is used to carry you beers around in. This is usually due to the fact that you ahve placed all of your beers into your refridgertor, and have thrown away the box. When it comes time to take the beers with you to a party you put them into a Puerto Rican Briefcase.

Wow, you have four different kinds of beer in your Puerto Rican Briefcase. Cleaned out the fridge tonight eh?

by Corey Boisvert May 5, 2006

Blueface

Real name: Johnathan Porter. A Los Angeles classical music composer who played quarterback for his high school football team. Known for his unique skills which include voice cracks in mid-lyric, rapping off-beat, and "saggin til the meat show." Has released a number of fantastic, lyrical songs such as "Deadlocs" (has a sequel!), "Respect My Cryppin'", and "Freak Bitch," however, lately the white folks have taken a liking to one in particular: "Thotiana." Real fans have been tuned into this Next Mozart/Tupac since "Next Big Thing", a song centered around a double meaning for Blueface becoming famous and the size of his penis.

Drunk white girl: "pLaY THotIANa whoooooooo!" (quite a few months late for that)

DJ: "Fuck off my stand dumb hoe. If you wanna listen to good Blueface music i'll play you some "Deadlocs"

by elalmighty March 15, 2019