brontosteamer

Where you shit on a female's chest and then proceed to act like a veloco-raptor guarding a freshly laid dinosaur egg.

Fred was so chuffed. After he laid that brontosteamer on Wendy's chest, he stayed up all night keeping watch for the Turdburglar.

by Jatchy McJatch Jatch December 28, 2009

Brontosaurus Trotter

The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"

by Smitch26 November 15, 2012

bronion

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

by schwabby February 5, 2009

Bronomi

This occurs when chilling at a bar or party and a sudden influx of dudes overtake the event, this would be the pre-cursor to a Sausage Fest.

Man we got to get out of here, it looks like a category 5 Bronomi is moving in.

by Mclive29 January 5, 2010

Bronogomy

(Bro-nog-oh-me): The platonic, monogamous relationship between two "Bro's".

Me and my Bro David are in a Bronogomy. We are fundamentalist Bronogomist's.

by GirTastic August 4, 2013

Bronte is the best

Bronte

An angel who will fight you

You don’t understand these girls are violent, she would think she’s nice when she’s not and will easily get offended

She can also be soft so don’t worry just stay on her good side and comfort her

Humphrey -Wow Bronte the best is so nice dude...

Tom-Wow really dude

Humphrey -Yeah Tom get urself a Bronte is the best

by periodtttITSonSIGHTmffff July 7, 2019

bontorandofordomscolot

a fancy way of saying "I know you're constipated you little bugger"

ash: are you constipated?
jess: yes, but please use the word, bontorandofordomscolot, its fancier 😌

by ash (an asshole) May 23, 2020