boyfriend epidemic

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

Boyfriend

A boy who is caring, kind, sweet, and loving to a girl. Does everthing he can to make her happy, and loves her with all his heart. Treats her with respect and forgiveness. Doesnt let the little things get in his way of caring for this girl. Shes her and tells her he loves her each day, and is loyal to her. Does not think of other girls the same way he thinks of her. And looks at her like shes on top of the world every second of the day. He may not be perfect or hot in every single way but he knows how to show effection and passion and love towards his girl. Thats the only thing that really matters. Looks are just a bonus. Dont get me wrong its a great thing if a guys hot but if they treat you like shit then thats not a keeper.

Bali: Hi (: Your cute I think we should hang out sometime <3

Carter (other girls boyfriend) : I have a girlfriend.

Bali: Soooo? She doesnt have to know (:

Carter: Good bye.

by Never going to be fixed. December 5, 2009

boyfriend jacket

a jacket/coat a girl wears that belongs to her boyfriend. she'll make up any excuse (the most common, "i'm cold!") to get her boy to give her his jacket, so she can wear it everywhere and sleep with it, therefore being surrounded by his scent where-ever she goes. then it starts smelling like her and she gives it back for a while.

jackie-"why is kelly wearing that? it's way too big for her"
stacy-"oh, that's just her boyfriend jacket. she's had it since saturday"

by 369369369 April 20, 2008

boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.

Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

by yay4me80 November 15, 2007

ex boyfriend

The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"

My ex boyfriend is an asshole

by HelloDork June 21, 2009

Boxset Boyfriend

A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"

by Vivalaleslo January 31, 2018

Virtual Boyfriend

An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.

by RachBU January 24, 2008