rock bottom

Rock bottom is sitting in your one bedroom flat at 25 years old, eating the last bit of peanut butter with a spoon for dinner because you haven't had the mental energy to buy groceries in a month, reminiscing about how you used to at least know people in college even if you didn't ever talk or hang out much, staring listlessly at your steam library but not seeing anything that looks fun and spending the evening dicking around on reddit before going to bed too late, getting up for work at 6AM feeling like death, sitting in a noisy office for nine hours while getting maybe two hours of work done, spending the entire day just wanting to go home, but when you do finally go home you don't have the energy or motivation to do any of the things that used to interest you and you spend another evening doing nothing while getting a chronic sense of emptiness and unease about the fact that you're wasting your few free hours before going back to bed and starting the cycle over, and this lifestyle continues for months and years as the days start to all blend together in your memory and you feel like the last time you did anything of note with your life was receiving your college degree.

Damn, I just hit rock bottom what do I do now

I have hit rock bottom

by dragxnwaters May 9, 2020

party bottom

A gay male who receives anal sex from all of the other men at a party.

Skeen took all ten of us in a row--he is such a party bottom.

by twister sisty March 28, 2021

muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.

I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!

by Walaboom January 21, 2017

bottom emoji

The bottom emoji (🥺) is used almost exclusively by bottoms, because they are usually needy. It is officially called the "pleading face.

1: Why do you use that?

🥺🥺
2: Because I'm a bottom, that's the Bottom Emoji ™, keep up

by SeeYouThen June 28, 2020

bi bottom

A man who surrenders his ass to other men for sex but who's penis is still for women to enjoy.

bi bottom bib

by smegbib May 30, 2016

Bottom Gear

A show where Clarkson drives a silent electric car, Hammond uses the fucking toilet and James commits arson

Tonight On bottom Gear there is gonna be someone driving a car

by Definetly not maxtawan February 10, 2021

Bottom Seater

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

by The Peacock July 27, 2010