Hide the Bologna

A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.

Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.

by jarfuckingjar April 13, 2008

Bologna

Lunch meat to masturbate with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds

Guy 1: Got any Bologna

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy1: I gotta go to the bathroom

by ACT4Life4real October 12, 2011

bologna darts

1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.

Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"

by JpsILLADELPH August 6, 2008

bologna nipples

Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.

Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.

Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.

by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009

bologna pubes

1. n.: an utterly disturbed combination of words that couldn't possibly exist or mean anything. 2. n.: pubic growth made entirely of bologna...of course.

- Wow! Look at those fine fine bologna pubes!

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 29, 2003

bologna pony

a penus

she wants to ride the bologna pony

by kainmarko September 9, 2003

borlote

a big ass party
a quince anniversary

hey check out that "borlote" down the street

by LiL TaGeR November 22, 2006