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As boring as hell

by BlackPohatu September 10, 2016
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Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
by RogueSun July 31, 2008
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you're boring me

When someone of low value or relevance is looking for validation to the point of exhaustion but it only exacerbates and exposes their irrelevance to an intensely dull disposition.
You're beginning to bore the Hell outta me.

You're boring me.
by Jay double ya June 12, 2016
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you take boring poops

An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"

Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
by greigh_river February 10, 2010
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school is so boring

this is because school is gay and so fucking useless
id rather watch boku no pico for 24 hours straight tbh
Teacher: Ok class time to do algebra
Noah: "School is so boring"
*continues to fuck the teacher and make her pregnant ez*
by noahxdlol March 9, 2021
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Maybe I Was Boring

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-
by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021
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decent boring

a gathering, event or get together that is so boring but you don’t want to offend the gathering , so you add some positivity to its boringness. Decent boring.
Went to a party the other day hosted by my beau and it was pretty awful. It was decent boring.
by Wrangler17 November 26, 2018
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