Bonobo Handshake

Humans shake hands to greet. Bonobos have sex. Bonobo handshaking- having sex.

Businessman one: We've got the usual meet and greet- shake hands and smile 'sincerely'.
Businessman two: when it comes to greeting her businesswoman in distance, I's give her a bonobo handshake!

by Liakias April 8, 2009

Bonsed

adj.
Used to describe the state of someone who is drunk beyond belief.

Adam was bonsed last night, he chundered all over some bloke's shoes when he went for a piss.

by Matthew Quinn March 26, 2009

bonsai mother-fucker

A term used to describe a moment of excitement

Joe just won 1500 dollars on the blackjack table and yells " Bonsai mother-fucker"

by Mrchipper May 16, 2010

bonscuzi

A legitimate and truthful excuse.

We found that TJ's excuse was a bonscuzi; his dog really had eaten his homework.

by Blu J August 19, 2008

BonbiBonkers

A TikTokker who got groomed by Seth Waters that made her turn into a manipulated and manipulative person.
Some call have called her a Thot Louisiana because of her history with men.

Jesus Christ, after BonbiBonkers got groomed by Seth, she really turned into a Thot Louisiana.

by Anon1725 May 22, 2020

Bonbon

A hand puppet who repeatedly gets yeeted towards your office either failing miserably or successfully which mostly fails miserably but for some reason he just doesn't escape from ft freddy

Ft freddy:Hey Bonbon go g-get him!
*Yeets bonbon towards the door

by Laughing dictionary June 5, 2020

Bonabo

A person that you want to spend the rest of your life with, AKA the love of your life.

Person 1: Damn man i think Ashley is my bonabo.

Person 2: Really man? Good for you i wish i could find someone that special.
Person 1: Ya im really lucky, she's perfect.

by Fodgers Byle November 15, 2009