batch of bodkins

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.

by Parham East March 4, 2009

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

Bonding

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.

"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"

by Richard Martin December 30, 2007

Biddiness

A word representing the business or goal of going out and getting biddies, or attractive females at a club, party or other locale with plenty of available females. Most often used to describe what one is doing at that current time, at which one would describe that they are "getting down to biddiness" or a similar phrase.

Sasha: What are you doing tonight Sam?

Sam: I'm going to the club tonight, got to get down to some biddiness, yaddidamean?

by The Tolo Train September 28, 2008

bodingus

a popcorn playa

yo check out that bodingus he sure knows how to popcorn

by adct October 30, 2008

team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.

Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?

by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011

Bodingus

BO-DING-US
Individual who causes a particularity bad outcome that effects others negatively.

(Bode-prefix, dingus-suffix)

You lost us the game, you BODINGUS

by driverofcar May 26, 2018