bernardised

severely damaged through neglect and/or an overwhelming lack of concern.

"holy shit! look at that, he put the fork right through that drum!"
"bernardised."

by joshx July 29, 2004

bernardette

A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.

Did you see that girl?
Yeah she is a total Bernardette!

by Bail101970 October 2, 2019

Gaping Bernard

When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...

While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."

by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010

Blernt

To explosively emit digestive gases from the anus. Characterized by a loud and short burst of sound (also coming from the anus and surrounding skin).

The grad student unexpectedly blernts during her Qual exam.

by StainMitchell December 11, 2010

berner sennen

Probably the cutest and nicest dog in the world.

You: Wanna se my new puppy?
Gorgeous chick: Ehm.. I don't think so..
You: But it's a Berner Sennen..
Gorgeous chick: WHAT? Great! Can I bring my girlfriends?

by Bernerfan December 14, 2004

bernazed

Bernazed is where you get roasted by your French teacher. It is also where you get metaphorically stabbed.

I have just been bernazed by Mr. Bernaz.

by beanmae22 December 16, 2019

Berna

Berna is a one of a kind girl, she is pretty, has such a magical and unique presence. She wins everyones hearts and almost no one hates her. She will always be there for her close friends, she is a shy person, but very energetic with the people she likes, she has a not bad sense of humour. She likes annoying some people so she can enjoy laughing at them. She is a very brave person, clever but likes to act childish so she can have fun. She is also a little insecure but she never ever shows her weak and vulnerable side, and if she somehow shows you her vulnerable side that means you are really special to her. She doesn't like to show her emotions at all and Berna prefers not to tell you how great you are face to face but rather to her other close friends. She also doesn't mind being your day to day therapist, she's sometimes too kind to people, and respects those who don't deserve it. Berna is just unique and you can never find any girl like her or even similar to her. And her hair is better than Rapunzels blond hair. She is just different, you can never describe her with a word from her uniqueness.

Person: who is that, strange person?
Her friend: Oh that's Berna, she might seem strange but trust me, you'll never find one like her.

by Migatte April 18, 2022