Brown Baby

When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"

"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."

by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021

old nigga baby

Wrinkled baby ass nigga thats old asf

Or a nigga who won't stfu

Bro stop being a old nigga baby

My bad homie

by Not a old nigga baby November 28, 2021

Circus Baby

The best animatronic in Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location. :D

HandyUnit: On the other side of the glass is Circus Baby's auditorium. Let's check the light and see what Baby is up to.
Ennard: HOI I AM CIRCUS BABY MWAHAHA I stole the whole plot I'm now the star aka Rick Astley.

by MeikoSakineFan October 28, 2016

Skillet Baby

A negro. Derived from the Latin term 'in skillatas negrota' meaning to beat a darkie with an iron skillet when they try to steal, which is all the time, or just because they fuck everything up for being alive.

Look at all those skillet babies lining up for their President Buckwheat phones!
nigger coon spook jigaboo skillet baby

by BlooBloodyStooldyStoolB June 9, 2016

Baby Bob

An evil talking baby who killed the Quizno's spongemonkies and took over the quiznos commercials, making thw world unable to sing new "we luv tha subs" variations every other month.

We hate the bob. Cus' he killed the singing rats. The baby bob."

by nitz April 22, 2005

Baby Skull Seeking Bullet

A type of bullet that will hit the nearest baby skull when fired out of a gun. It was been seen on WKUK and was used by Trevor Moore to shoot a member of the Baby Skull Gang (who had a baby skull necklace). However, the bullet hit a live baby that was a bit closer to him instead. There are debates on whether this type of bullet should be made illegal. However, they have been known to stop members of the Baby Skull Gang, who may one day take over the world by raping churches and burning women.

Dude: WHOA! Is that a baby skull seeking bullet?

Guy: Totes Mcgotes!

Dude: Alright, well keep it away from my baby sister.

Guy: Will do, brah!

by Sparklyplatypus June 5, 2011

Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011