bisexual

See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.

Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.

Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.

Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.

Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?

Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...

Alex: Have you ever?

Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.

Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
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someone who loves both guys =girls
like me :)
email me bisexual n lezz girls

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person1# i love you kerry
person2# i love you too sally
person1# im bisexual are you?
person2# no im lesbian
by lorakaytee July 08, 2010
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1. people sexually open to both sexes.

2. people who assume physical attraction is directly related to sexual orientation.

2. gay men ashamed of being gay.
1. the girls you see in most of the porn you've been looking at.

2. if a girl finds herself thinking another girl looks good, she'll happily label herself as bisexual for the social status.

3. the guys you remember from school constantly reassuring to you that they have a real girlfriend, but still say they're bi.
by whitefeather August 05, 2005
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bisexual is a word that describes someone who is attracted to two genders, most people think it means you're attracted to male and female, but that just is the most common one.
person 1: I'm bisexual

person 2: so you like guys and girls?
person 1: not particularly, I'm really into girls and trans people
by LV205 September 16, 2018
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in best case, a person equally attracted to both sexes. in most cases:
1. straight girls trying to get attention from men.
2. gay guys who aren't ready to come out of the closet.
i have some bisexual friends and then some "bisexual" acquaintances.
by nerm December 23, 2004
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nothing wrong with that. more meaningful then being gay, and more funner then being straight. you can please everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing wrong with being bisexual. everyone is in their teenage years
by sebastoin pequot February 07, 2007
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Bisexuality is commonly misconcepted as being attracted to "both genders," insinuating that there is only two genders. This is untrue, however. There are more genders than boys and girls. THE TRUE MEANING OF BISEXUALITY IS THAT A PERSON CAN BE ATTRACTED TO MULTIPLE, BUT NOT ALL GENDERS. There are many different gender identities. These include cisgender male, cisgender female, transgender, gender neutral, non-binary, agender, pangender, genderqueer, two-spirit, and third gender. (People can choose to identify as one or multiple genders, that is completely fine.) pansexuality, (the attraction of ALL genders) is different than bisexuality, which is the attraction to 2 or more genders. Some people may identify as both pansexual and bisexual; there is nothing wrong with that, it's your decision, so do what makes you comfortable. Some people believe that bisexuality is just a "happy medium" for people that aren't fully out of the closet; this is an offensive misinterpretation. Bisexuality is a completely valid sexuality and it doesn't mean that you are half of anything, more likely to cheat in a relationship, or confused. Like all orientations, genders, and sexualities, bisexuality is completely valid, and if anyone is making you feel as if you're not accepted, then just remember they're in the wrong and they should check their facts.
child: mom, dad? I'm bisexual.
dad: what is that?!
child: it means I'm attracted to more than one gender...
mom: thats completely fine! so am I!
dad: wait what?
by howdy_chile March 24, 2021
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