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bisexual

See non-existant. Bisexuality is a myth; a fable, if you will. The term refers to a fantasy orientation in which a man or woman is physically attracted to both genders, however, these so-called bisexuals will only be seen dating members of one sex and occassionaly hooking up with the other. This is done by attention whores.

Women who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) So undesirable and irritating to be around that they have to hook up with other women as a last ditch effort for attention.
B.) Dikes.

Men who consider themselves bisexual are actually:
A.) Gay.

Bisexuals can typically be found at Hot Topic or at lame emo/hardcore shows.
Robin: Guy's think it's pretty hot that I'm a bisexual.

Alex: You're bi? Where's your girlfriend?

Robin: Well, I have a boyfriend. I don't have a girlfriend right now...

Alex: Have you ever?

Robin: Uhh, no... but I DID kiss another girl at a party the other night.

Alex: Riiiiiiigght.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 17, 2008
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bisexual

someone who loves both guys =girls
like me :)
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person1# i love you kerry
person2# i love you too sally
person1# im bisexual are you?
person2# no im lesbian
by lorakaytee July 9, 2010
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bisexual

1. people sexually open to both sexes.

2. people who assume physical attraction is directly related to sexual orientation.

2. gay men ashamed of being gay.
1. the girls you see in most of the porn you've been looking at.

2. if a girl finds herself thinking another girl looks good, she'll happily label herself as bisexual for the social status.

3. the guys you remember from school constantly reassuring to you that they have a real girlfriend, but still say they're bi.
by whitefeather August 30, 2005
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bisexual

bisexual is a word that describes someone who is attracted to two genders, most people think it means you're attracted to male and female, but that just is the most common one.
person 1: I'm bisexual

person 2: so you like guys and girls?
person 1: not particularly, I'm really into girls and trans people
by LV205 September 16, 2018
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bisexual

in best case, a person equally attracted to both sexes. in most cases:
1. straight girls trying to get attention from men.
2. gay guys who aren't ready to come out of the closet.
i have some bisexual friends and then some "bisexual" acquaintances.
by nerm December 23, 2004
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bisexual

nothing wrong with that. more meaningful then being gay, and more funner then being straight. you can please everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing wrong with being bisexual. everyone is in their teenage years
by sebastoin pequot February 8, 2007
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bisexual

Someone who is attracted to both men and women.
Ava has two crushes. She has a crush on a boy named Benjamin and a girl named Chloe. She is attracted to both sexes She is bisexual
by Swaggy Bi Girl May 25, 2016
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