Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022

Normandy Beached

killing yourself through the use of explosives, usually TNT, C4, or landmines

Austin normandy beached himself trying to blow up Trey. He stepped on his own landmine!

by metzepp June 17, 2011

Chad Batched

Play every battle in a game the same way (win or lose) regardless of the opponent.

I just watched Chaz, Chad Batched Rom's GAC match

by Kenzo_Representative February 6, 2022

Normandy Beached

A term inspired by the historic Normandy beach landings of World War II.
Referring to the act of a large vessel or ship intentionally grounding itself on a piece of land, typically near a body of water, in a strategic or deliberate manner. This maneuver allows for easy unloading of cargo, passengers, or equipment, resembling the amphibious landings in Normandy but adaptable to various locations worldwide, such as urban environments like Venice or other coastal areas.

Man 1: I was chilling in Venice when I saw about a hundred levies land on the beach.

Man 2. They just got Normandy Beached.

Man

by Dalytical August 13, 2023