A sexual position originating from Bristol involving two men - similar to the infamous '69', both participants simultaneously receive oral sex by lying in opposite directions. However, the 'Bert and Ernie' has the two participants lying firstly in foetal position, then when things get more intense, the participants wrap their legs around each other's heads, creating a 'Ying-Yang' effect. This allows the position to become mobile, and the participants are then free to move around the bed, even letting them leave the bedroom and roll through the house.
Tom: "Hey dude do you wanna try the Bert and Ernie?"
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."
Odell: "Yeah man isn't that the one where we roll around like a transformer?"
Tom: "I know a guy who tried it and said it really broadens the mind"
Odell: "I'm down."
by Brother Ernie May 05, 2021
When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
by Brewer May 03, 2005
by Mcgrory December 06, 2020
A name for an annoying person who practices Judism and plays video games all day. A fusion between the words Jew and Q*Bert.
I want to play Half-Life 2, but that guy's too busy being a gay little Jew-Bert and won't stop playing Shrek 'n Roll!
by CoffeePot247 December 26, 2009
Doing 1/4th range of motion bench press with inverted bar path. This targets the rotator cuffs and strengthens them so you will have rotator cuffs of steel. This also targets the lockout portion of the bench press, since alot of people struggle locking out the weight.
Yo, look at that guy he is bert pressing 160kg, what an animal. He says he takes steroids, but i bet he is fake enhanced.
by Bert Press May 30, 2023
by Steph E. November 19, 2003