Bert

A code name used when talking about your boss in public. This protects you from the unlikely event that the person at the next table is the boss' next door neighbour, brother, in-law or tennis partner.

Joe: "I hear Bert's new girlfriend has a bit of a coke habit"

Gary: "I'd like to hang that prick over a river of burning acid and give scissors to the last 5 people he has destroyed".

Joe: "Yeah, me too. I hate Bert"

by 4sail July 17, 2006

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

E-bert

A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.

Chuck Norris is an E-bert.

by Chuck Zarka April 18, 2011

a bert

After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D

I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street

by Darling-Beau February 12, 2007

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009