Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

furry beanbag

hairy balls

you should be lickin' my furry beanbag

by BIGDICKSTEVE July 2, 2008

Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

Spicy bean bowl supreme

The act of eating spicy food and shiting into a bowl where served with a side of beans or vegetables. Can also be eaten raw.

After eating Indian food last night, I made a spicy bean bowl supreme in the toilet. Too bad no one got to eat it.

by Shane germelli September 8, 2012

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006