Beeb

Technically a mythical hand-shapped langolier spider-monkey vampire creepee teevee that can fly, swim, scurry, squirm, slither, slide and step with it's outermost legs like a gorilla up to infinity miles per hour, has the ability to time-travel, walk and run on water, fall from great heights to smash victims, and methodically camouflage or morph into a human's hand, thumb-up, or other less observed disguises while simultaneously sliding across surfaces such as humans' arms and car dashboards without being detected by creeves. A beeb has been only been detected by technically two humans ever, Jeeb and Meeb, at various locations around the world (e.g. the college inn, seattle space needle, coronado).

"oh-my-gosh, what's that!" "ooh-my-gosh that's technically the most dangerous seasonal beeb in the state of oregon"

"oh hey beeb what's up?"

"hi, it's beeb with slap chop"

"creepee sweevee beebee beeb"

by Meebee Teev October 27, 2009

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Beebo

Starting out as a popular toy, the last Beebo was stolen by young Dr. Stein. The Vikings then heard his words, and claimed he was their god of war. Beebo, the god of war. He ended up getting killed by fire in his mortal form, but he would later return as a god. To defeat Malice the six had to form something together. Beebo immediately came to mind when they were told to think of something of pureness. In god form, Beebo stopped Malice with the help of no other, his last words being "Beebo want cuddles!" He then exploded with Malice, killing the both of them and a blue heart of dust formed in result of the explosion.

Malice was no match against Beebo the god of war

by Waffles the fox May 27, 2018

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