Bakested

The act of getting drunk (wasted) and high (baked) at the same time

Guy1: "Yo dude you getting messy tonight?"
Guy2: "Yeah man lets get fucking bakested"

by herniahernandez January 3, 2012

Bakes

The nickname that comes from the last name Baker. Bakes can be a boy or a girl, and works well with either. Bakes' are quite the lads and she's very clever and accepting of the stellar nickname.

Girl 1- who's that?
Girl 2- Lehna?
Girl 3- Lehna?! It's Bakes now!!

by stellarstingers:) April 7, 2016

Bakes a Brownie

To take a shit

Lady bakes a brownie on the sidewalk when she couldn't make it to the toilet. dump

by rollonman January 15, 2018

bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

bakers knowledge

when you don't need a cookbook to make cakes.
you also know the how much grams are in something by look and weight

my granny lost her cookbook and decided to use her bakers knowledge

by Urboishendy May 4, 2018

Bakens

When you're fed up with other people's shit on a chat and decide to give up on keyboard smash.

Person one: *starts shit in the groupchat*
Person two: * escalates the shit that was started until it becomes a clusterfuck of drama*
Person three: BAKENS!
Person one: *talking to person two* Damn dude, person three had enough with our shit.

by Namtiddies69 July 1, 2019

Bakers dozen

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .

"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"

by TankR November 25, 2020