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Backwards Birthing

Being so obsessed with a woman that you try to climb headfirst into her Virginia with your only intention of living in her womb. The phenomenon first arose after the whole TikTok Womblands saga, when people began to think it was an actual place to live.
"I love you so much baby, I want to move to your Womblands, can we try Backwards Birthing?"
by Henry Finch December 30, 2022
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A backwards foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences
by Densely Curry June 14, 2021
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backwards camping

Two people having anal sex while facing each other, as opposed to anal sex doggy style.
How was your night with Danny?

It was amazing! He wanted to do some backwards camping, so it was a party in the front while he was coming in the back.
by Reddick Timmay November 23, 2017
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Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022
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Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.
by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012
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