Baby

a man made parasite that can’t even change their own diaper

stupid baby

by Dinkster October 25, 2019

Baby

Ba-by bey-bee
-noun
1. An STD that results in a tumorous mass that thrives off ones hard work and free time slowly destroying their soul for the rest of their life.
2. See "Soccer Ball"
3. The other other white meat.

"Kick the baby over here!"

"MMM thats sum tasty baby!"

"Gary.. i need to tell you something. I have a baby. You might wanna get yourself checked out.."

by slawder October 18, 2009

Baby

The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.

In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."

Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!

Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!

by sushisue January 9, 2010

babis

A young or small child.

Ausher laughed at the seventh grade babis because he was only four feet tall.

by Anthony Ausher April 24, 2008

baby

Average human male in denial

1.It ain't me, Babe.(Dylan)
2.It ain't my babe.(Spermdonators anonymous)

by Felisol March 7, 2005

babi

Babi’s are hooootttr guys who have LOTS of MONEY. They are similar to sugar daddies, but are wayyyyy better.

Who is that hot old man?? 🥵

That’s Dan, he’s a babi.
I heard that babis give lots of money. 🥶🥶

by antandecSNLtakeway March 20, 2020

baby

(1) throwupmobile as in throwing up for every occasion

Damn that baby barfed on me again.

- a coin drops blaaaahhhhh
- a car drives by blaaaaahh
- a hobo asks for money - blaaaaahhh

by CobraBytez December 1, 2003