Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

by Probably . . . November 23, 2013

Baed up

When you're with someone; hanging out a lot, kissing, making plans, and are exclusive but are choosing not to date or aren't able to date because of circumstances. If you are baed up, it is understood that you are not looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend because you have someone in your life already.

Mark and I know that in a few months he will be leaving for college so we shouldn't make a big deal out of dating; but that didn't stop us from getting baed up for the summer at least.

by kiakahaforever June 12, 2016

Ba-curious

The feeling held by a person who generally considers themself a vegetarian or vegan, but consumes, or otherwise has interest in, bacon.

I've been vegetarian for 5 years, but lately I've become secretly ba-curious.

by NextTimeIEatAVegan November 09, 2011

bas vegas

A term used in Basildon, Essex for the festival leisure park. A word play on Las Vegas as it has simiar attractions

Mate, you going to Bas Vegas later?

by Mattfrombas August 09, 2008

ba-ba-koo sauce

how some black people say barbecue sauce

my mother screamed furiously at me "LAQUISHA! GIVE ME SOME BA-BA-KOO SAUCE!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

by HIGHSCHOOL9TH June 01, 2010

Ba-doing

What happens to your peepee when you see an ass like that.

"the way you move it, you make my peepee go, ba-doing doing doing."

by Jaimen January 18, 2009

stoat the ba'

Scottish term for a child molester. Stoat is a verb meaning to hit hard and the ba' refers to a ball. Literally thump a football (soccer for you N American eejits). A stoater is something great, especially a goal in football.

How this relates to child abuse I'm not sure but that's what they call it. Stoat the ba's may be in danger of getting chibbed up Bar-L following conviction.

Irate parent to shifty looking character loitering at a playground:

"See you ya cunt, you some kinda Stoat the ba'? Beat it or I'll kick yer heid in!"

by Craig McLaughlin March 17, 2007