by Julz<3 February 14, 2022

An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.
Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
by readyplayerone1 December 27, 2021

by Xarcticfox May 26, 2020

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass
You: Dude I met the coolest bro today
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

