Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016

A mythical country with kangaroos and Vegemite they went through a great emu war which was when the emus rose up and tried to enslave all of the Australian kangaroos but the emus don't have hands and can't hold guns and kangaroos are the ultimate death machine so they were all killed.
Australia is a counrty
by A guy fucking your mum November 2, 2017

by ghenkel September 8, 2019

A Complete shithole, full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH!!!
Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies.
Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.
Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche
Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.
Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche
by No More capitalist whitewashing June 29, 2008

by Dave and Bruce June 19, 2008

A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
by Ramone Wyman October 29, 2008
