Assassin

1) noun. Assassins were first referred to as Hashashins because they were given hashish and taken into a little garden slice of paradise. They were then told that if they died in their lord's service they would automatically return in death to this paradise, and have a harem of women. This was eventually shortened to assassins.
2) Adverb. To whoop some dude's ass with Kungfu grip.

Yo, man, that dude was straight out goin' assassin on them niggaz.

by Andrew December 9, 2002

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.

by Klein Duimpje December 7, 2016

Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.

Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!

by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009

status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.

Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"

by bee-ri November 17, 2009

thread assassin

A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.

Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!

by Threadkilla January 25, 2015