Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.
by QuacksO April 6, 2022

Oh shit! George Floyd 2.0. Right there! Damn! No, THAT ONE they killed. They killed the shit out of his ass! Damn! Yeah, now that is an instance of cops killing a guy.
Hym "Yeah, see that guy who tried to resist arrest and got knelt on? Emma's gonna have a shit-fit over that one. She probably found out about it THROUGH MY PHONE. But, yeah, they killed the shit out of that guy. Get ready for the protests."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

That's not going to make the parents feel any better about it and if the threat of child murder isn't enough of a deferent isn't enough to stop you from doing something I think is wrong why do you think that the threat of being arrested is enough of a deferent to stop me from doing something you think is wrong?
Hym "I assumed I'd be arrested for THIS! That's the funny part. You're using the thing I already thought was going to happen as a deterent to prevent a worse thing! You're a moron. And you need to be saved from yourselves and that is exactly why I am here."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

by Bigbakckguysmen August 17, 2023

Hym "Get these fuck-ass lawyers too! Arrest everybody. Get the lawyers. Get the pundits. They are actively telling migrants how to avoid deportation and evade ICE. Get them out of here."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

by BrycenSmallCock January 1, 2022

Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!
by RickyBigDick May 4, 2021
