Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

by Jimgaffigan January 25, 2010

Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 1, 2010

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020

Bacon

Often annoying in unit 3 These abominations try to explode the reactor by clicking random buttons, They mostly select all the control rods and think that AZ-5 or Signal is a detonator, They also love to take off the covers of the AZ's They do not know how to chat and they do not know how to REACTOR EXPLODET the reactor, sometimes theyre smarter than usual, and mostly just stupid they rarely grind for power just sometimes if the bacon has the amount of iq to sync and start the turbines including the reactor.

we shot a bacon trying to click AZ-5

by alexalee0965 June 16, 2023

Bacon

(UK) prison slang for pedo

Yo that guy over there he's a bacon ima cut him

by Nan yeeter May 6, 2019

baconicity

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.

Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.

by IamMuffles June 29, 2017