A widely soulless suburban jungle in New Zealand, aside from a few rare pockets of aspirational desirability with coastal themes reserved for the privileged white. Every other suburb is a mishmash wasteland of retirement villages, poor quality townhouses cropping up in former backyards, sheds masquerading as houses and mouldy villas that can't be knocked down due to their elitist heritage status.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
JAFAs spend their weekends clogging up Costco, the highways leading up to farmers markets, rugby games and every banal mall with fake fusion cuisine.
it's a rat race to buy a crappy 5 bedroom home in Auckland for yourself and your extended familia from overseas.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
my ideal weekend in Auckland is heading out west to Costco fiasco for those dry-arse XXL muffins and shit I don't really need.
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