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aloha female

A 'step up' from the 'Alpha Female', which nearly invariably is assigned not to a free and independent woman, but rather a cocky and arrogant, "bossy"-type - the Aloha Female is at peace holistically with her universe.

She is a transcendent state, requiring no hierarchy, and in which the concepts of 'alpha female' and 'beta female' etc. have no bearing; since anyone who attains this degree of primal harmonious independence has neither compulsion to lead, nor follow, nor compete - no sensation of having anything left to prove, either to other people, or to herself.

She has 'arrived', and remains, happy and self-satisfied. The epitome of successfulness.
She radiates light and confidence while holding onto her aloha female status
by Shoshone wave July 23, 2023
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Canadian Aloha

To take someone into the woods for the express purpose of sodomy. Can mean 'hello' or 'goodbye'.
Although a relatively young organization at the time, by the mid-1930's, The Boy Scouts of America had perfected the Canadian Aloha, with some help from the Catholic Church.
by Birdiebrain420 April 15, 2020
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Aloha

Ohio sounds like, "Oh", "High", and "Oh", and so "Aloha" is da "opposite" sounding --- "Ah, "Low", and "Ah".
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
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Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
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aloha

Slang term used to greet a very different and adventurous good freind.
Aloha, said carl to jessi.
by GUIN. May 13, 2005
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Aloha Sex Juice

The jizz of a Hawaiian man.
by Hawiian Stud 69 October 25, 2009
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the aloha

A sexual move where one person pleasures a female by stimulating the clitoris with a movement of the thumb, the vagina by movement of the knuckles of the first three fingers, and inserts the thumb into the anus. A tropical variant of the shocker which requires more lubricant. Named due to the shape the hand creates which is the "Shaka" or "Hang Loose" symbol.
The shocker didn't get her going; so, I switched to the aloha. She went nuts after that!

Man, that girl was a freak. She had me aloha-ing all night.
by Smokin Jay March 26, 2010
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