Alexander

A horny piece of shit who likes to hook up with other girls while in a relationship
Tim: "did that girl just key her boyfriends car?"

Bethany: "Yup, must be an Alexander"
by Lolurwierd June 11, 2019
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A gay shit that hates everybody around him and wants a gaming chair.
Random guy: hello
Alexander: Fuc* of you gay as* homo
by oño ram October 14, 2019
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"God, Alexander is such a thot."
by ThotHunterChad October 17, 2017
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Alexander is the name you give to the child you hate the most. Combine it with Arberg and it is truly a weak and horrible person.
is that Alexander, we should probably go the other way?
no that's Alexander Arberg.
oooh damn, we should run.
by nico188f October 12, 2020
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Alexander scares me but that's a' okay. He's awesome. I draw him to often but whatever. He has some really nice brown eyes they curve at the bottom. He has some lips that are mostly frowning. He has a pretty normal nose. Cheekbones.. He has half eyebrows due to a catastrophe that happened on call. Jk. Anyway. He used to have blonde hair, then black, then half black half red, now back to black.He cut his hair recently. He is abt 6'2. Tol boy vibes amirightHe has large hands and I still try to compete even though my hands are definitely smaller. His nails could cut a bitch though. He often wears black Hoodies and tripaloski sweats. He also wears a lot of black shorts with this certain grey long sleeve, he tucks it in at the front bottom. He also wears a headband (cloth that goes around his forehead. Stoopid.) he wears combat boots. He recently got some vans and drew a barbed wire pattern on them. He liked our friends mom- He lives with his grandparents who are nice but usually aren't home. He once tried to scream til he lost his voice. it didn't work *cries*. He has two dogs, trouble and the other one I'm not sure about the name. Trouble is an inside dog and his other isnt. He also had chickens for a while. He also has these cross earings, recently he pierced his ear by himself as well. His old tiktok got banned sucks. He has a boyfriend named evan who is a perfect match for him. Absolutely perfect. They are the best couple. Fight me on that, bet.

I have a nickel
Alexander likes dark things.
Alexander is not emo.

Alexander is a boy, so help me if you misgender him I will end you.
by Kxydenzugly September 07, 2019
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A guy who is red neck shooter.Will do everything, to be a dick to everyone he meets. Has no friends ,and mentally screwed.
"DUDE I JUST SAW THAT ALEXANDER-AJ"
HE SAID,"HE WILL SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"
"WE GOT TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES
by morriscode12345 January 01, 2019
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If you were born in with this name you were probably depressed at a point in your life
Alexander why are you depressed
by Greg mccreamy December 06, 2018
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