Alcohol

Answer and start of all lifes problems

I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.

by Nirfuckingvana August 29, 2010

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Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !

Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !

by madison is amazing! May 28, 2009

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Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

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Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 21, 2007

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A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

by Encyclopedia Galactica October 17, 2005

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Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

by Zebo_4sho July 04, 2009

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