Alcohol

Answer and start of all lifes problems

I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.

by Nirfuckingvana August 29, 2010

Alcohol

Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend !

Madison: You know what ?
Hunter: What ?
Madison: You remind me of alcohol.
Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ?
Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me!
Hunter: helllllll ya !

by madison is amazing! May 27, 2009

alcohol

Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created.

see religion pot tobacco heroin

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up.

Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag.

alcohol

by DEATHTOCAPITALISM January 23, 2007

Alcohol

A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

by Encyclopedia Galactica December 28, 2005

Alcoholism

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009

Alcohol

A common substance to help white people with dance.

Raquisha: "Damn, that white girl can sure dance"
Barbeesha: "Yeah, she must have drank some alcohol...."

by @ItsMawFuckingMJ January 25, 2012

Alcoholler

When you call someone while extremely drunk

John is trying to Alcoholler at me again

by IAmACoolOneJustLikeYou December 15, 2014