Academic Orgasm

When you find an article that is peer-reviewed and supports all of your claims. Like striking oil, but in an academic way that is also sexy.

"I just had the most phenomenal academic orgasm. I need to go wipe up and tell my supervisor about it."

by bepmonkey100 March 18, 2019

inbred academic

An academic with multiple degrees from the same institution. Also, they work at that same institution as well. Therefore, their perspectives are often very limited.

Her bachelors, masters, and PhD are all from UCLA. She's an inbred academic.

by Hsin2187 January 9, 2016

academic wanker

An individual complicating matters just to jack off that they know terminology/ books/academic papers.

Academic wanker: "I am looking to affect my footprint negatively from this application."

Non-wanker: "you're going to use the app less?"

by Yippewhooptywoo November 30, 2022

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

academic masturbation

The practice in which professors and teachers find new ways to talk about hypothetical and unpractical solutions to nonexistent problems or scenarios. Simultaneous waste of taxpayer money may or may not be present depending on the type of institution.

This new class is a huge waste of time; the professor loves academic masturbation, but hasn't actually taught us anything useful.

by bob seeply December 13, 2016

Academic Leeway

Being able to miss class assignments because you have a good grade in the class.

I have enough academic leeway to not do any assignments for the rest of the semester without failing

by Quetzall33 May 1, 2023

academic rape

The act of sexually molesting ones academics or classes in school

"Yo you got a 4.0, damn that's some academic rape right there."

by Mr. Rps November 5, 2013