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Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!
"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."
by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006
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AbercromBitch

Any self-absorbed teenage (or wanna-be teenage) self-annointed princess who can't leave the house unless she's plastered with designer clothes labels.
Boy: "Man, did you hear about those dolphin massacres in Japan? How messed up."
AB: "Have you seen me in this shirt before?"
Boy: "Yeah. I mean, dolphins are intelligent and docile animals."
AB: "And my jeans? They make me look fly, huh?"
Boy: "Mmm Hmm. But what can we do to help those dolphins. Is Greenpeace involved, do you think?"
AB: "Oh look, there's Madison. Can you believe she's wearing pink AGAIN!"
Boy: (sigh) "You're such an AbercromBitch..."
by Russell H May 24, 2007
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Aberzombie

Aberzombie, well "Aberzombie and Stitch" is just a private label brand of clothing that is a parody and complete opposite of the Abercrombie and Fitch company. The company, Von Zombie, Llc, creates the Aberzombie designs, they also have a line called "Hellister", which is a parody and opposite of the brand "Hollister". Aberzombie & Stitch, as well as Hellister brands have nothing to do with fighting the trends, old gay males, or model wanna-bes. Aberzombie is defined as "A Living Brand for an UnDead World", and it is the look and theme of the macabre, death and horror, your parents hate, and your friends would DIE for! It's all about Flesh, Brains, Bones and Pain. The People who wear Aberzombie & Stitch, and Hellister typically are the death dealers. The people whom wear Abercrombie and Fitch, as well as Hollister are typically the victims... well in life and in the movies!

We like the idea of every once in a while being mindless and acting thoughtlessly, irrational, while releasing our primal carnivorous instincts and urges to feed upon the living!
What can we use for an example...

Abercrombie (Guy): Hey Chick... I didnt know Abercrombie & Stitch made black shirts with skulls!

Aberzombie (Girl): They Don't!

Abercrombie (Guy): Oh yeah... uhmm where can I pick up one of those cool Aberzombie & Stitch shirts?

Aberzombie (Girl): The Morgue! Well if you dont end up there soon, then try the store or internet! Later!
by ABERZOMBIE & STITCH May 31, 2011
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abercrombie kids

A clothing store, owned by Abercrombie and Fitch, that sells high-quality clothes for children up to age 14. Its name is always spelled with a lower case a. Although prices are relatively high, items often go on clearance and become affordable, and their original prices aren't much more than those of Gap and L.L. Bean. It is one of the few places to purchase "designer clothes" for children.
Mrs. Dussel: I would love to buy my children's clothes from abercrombie kids, but it is just so expensive.
Mrs. Burch: Just wait until they go on clearance, then you can buy them for Target prices.
Mrs. Dussel: That's great advice.
by emmccarty October 30, 2007
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Aberdeen, Washington

The town that Kurt Cobain WAS born in...is a next to Hoquiam, WA where so many mistaken folk attribute him as being born. There is no hospital in Hoquiam only in Aberdeen
He wasn't born in Hoquiam folks, get it right.
by Paul April 20, 2005
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Aberdeen, Washington

A small town on the coast of western Washington. It shares a border with the town of Hoquiam. Aberdeen has a small High School that rivals with the neighboring town's high school, Hoquiam High School, in fall of 2005 will be the 100th football game between the two schools.
The border of the two towns is Myrtle St.
by Terry W. May 13, 2005
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Aberdeen, Washington

The town where Kurt Cobain was born and also grew up in.
Kurt Cobain spent most of his childhood in Aberdeen, Washignton.
by Terry W. May 15, 2005
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