ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

Douche-Wipe

When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards

Guy: Shut up you fxckin' Douche-wipe!

Guy #2: what did you just call me?

by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006

arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003

cunt wipe

The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.

Used to define someone you don't like very much.

He's a proper cunt wipe!

by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006

Penis Wipe

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.

Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.

by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016

Dutch Wipe

wiping ones ass with ones hand when a suitable alternative is unavailable ie: Toilet Paper

No one reloaded the toilet paper so I was forced to pull a Dutch Wipe

by Boober McCrackin January 23, 2009

cheater wipes

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.

After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.

by monica v May 7, 2010