Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
by fraterg May 11, 2003
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Used to define someone you don't like very much.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006
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Get the Dutch Wipe mug.A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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