keanu

my boyfriend. who the fuck names their kid keanu ??
anyway bro got mad rizz, he got a 10 with zero effort

"yo who's that guy standing next to that fine ahh bitch?"

" oh that's keanu. he got mad rizz"

by dumbfucksquirrel December 11, 2022

keanu

keanu is jahshae's boyfriend and jahshae will give you the ones up if she catches you checking him out, hes a hot sexy uzo who is very much obsessed with his girlfriend xx

" whos keanu? " thats jahshaes boyfriend !

by j4hshae July 11, 2023

keanu kimchee

he is a small korean sex god and has no other traits

this bitch keanu kimchee is asian as fuck

by jakeperry9803 April 26, 2023

Keanu

A Keanu Marcus is a vocalist for a shitty band called Kill the Blonde.

Keanu sucks Ryan’s dick to record music.
Is Keanu the vocalist of that shit band KTB?
Wow did I just see Keanu?! That’s sad.

by Kill the Blonde Vocalist September 15, 2020

Jett Keanu Reeves

A form of the Jett that can be found in the manga page 47 chapter 3 this is the most powerful version of Jett

Yo i love Jett Keanu Reeves, he's my favorite character

by shrek of yes July 31, 2022

Keanu

Keanu is a man of many talents including being short but having a massive monster dick. He gives small dick energy but when you up close jou koekie klop!

“Did you see Keanu was with Jordan?”
“She looks so inlove”
“Id be too”

by slandermander2345 May 4, 2022

keanu bennett

keanu bennett is a guy who is really cute and thinks he looks like shit at school. he has obly a couple of friends and is normally left out in a friend group he doesn’t relate to

“omg are you keanu bennett?”

by stanjakesimforclearskin May 13, 2022